Wednesday, December 30, 2009

WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS...

A good, affordable, cigar. A fine cigar and good literature are two of life’s most enduring pleasures. Cigars and sipping whisky with friends creates harmony and peace. Even common men become thinkers and philosophers with the aid of a cigar. Uncommon men (such as Winston Churchill) accomplish astonishing things with the aid of a cigar. A cigar can sooth a troubled spirit and calm an angry passion. It is also a celebration of life. Great cigars are a source of pleasure and an indulgence like fine wine. Every man deserves a good smoke. President Obama should use some of the stimulus money to buy Cuban Cigars for all our citizens. It will make us all happy and improve our relationship with Cuba.


A quote from the writings of Prince Sined Yar Mharg, “While smoking a cigar, we are in the presence of eternity. The tobacco reminds us of the earth, from which it and we came. As with ourselves, the life of some cigars is short, while others last a while longer, but in the end all are consumed. But the smoke, ah, the smoke! The smoke drifts gently heavenward on its quest to combine with the great eternal oneness.” And I might add, it does not cause Global Warming! Prince Sined Yar Mharg also said, “There are five things that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.” Cigars are all right in moderation. You should only smoke one at a time. Have a cigar_light one up and be somebody!

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