CHAPTER SEVEN

Lois, Jasmine, and Hairy did some serious brainstorming about evil in the world. They decided that the worst kind of evil was the hidden, insidious kind that is fostered by apparently “good” but ignorant people of science and religions. These people generate hatred which destroys cooperation between people and nations. The result is the creation of the worst kinds of evil such as: discrimination, murder and war. Science ridicules religions. The various religions criticize science. And each of the religions feels that all the other religions are not the correct religion.

Hairy decided to focus their attention on eliminating the hidden and insidious kinds of evil that exist in the world. He knew that education was helpful but it could not accomplish their goal of cooperation without some help. A hidden force for good was needed. He decided to create a hidden force which would help to promote and encourage good in the world. He figured it would take about a week to come up with the answer. He suggested that they should meet again next week so that he could explain and implement his world changing plan.

To Be continued…

                                      

                                    MAYBE A GUARDIAN ANGEL IS NEEDED

CHAPTER SIX

The Hairy Risk Taker School of Tap Dancing And Guide To Finding The Meaning Of Life became successful but one of its graduates, a newspaper reporter from the New York Times, questioned its ability to fight evil in the world as was promised by Hairy when he came out of retirement. The crack reporter, Lois Lane, pointed out that, “Sure, I can dance well and I can philosophize as well as Plato but I have not seen any reduction of evil in the world.”

Jasmine Loverly said, “You know, Hairy, she is right. We have produced some terrific bull shitters who can dance like Sammy Davis Junior but we have done nothing to reduce evil. We should get back on track and fulfill your promise of fighting evil.”

Hairy said, "Damn it. I was having so much fun that I forgot to stick with our goal. Hokay, Here is what we will do. Our graduate crack investigative reporter will be designated as our bird dog to sniff out evil so that we can deal with it. Lois, are you willing to do that?”

Lois said, “I would be honored to accept your challenge. I am thrilled to become a member of your team of evil fighters.” And so the hunt began…

CHAPTER FIVE

After being sued by the American College of Cardiologist and Transplant Surgeons, Hairy was forced to admit that performing heart transplant surgery at home was a bad idea. He was forced to terminate his web page and go back to looking for ways to fight evil.

Hairy launched a poetry contest for a poem that could be dedicated to fighting evil in America. The following poem won the top prize:

Unburn the boat, rebuild the bridge,

Reconsecrate the sacrilege,

Unspill the milk, decry the tears,

Turn back the clock, relive the years

Replace the smoke inside the fire,

Unite fulfillment with desire,

Undo the done, gainsay the said,

Revitalize the buried dead,

Revoke the penalty and clause,

Reconstitute unwritten laws,

Repair the heart, untie the tongue,

Change the faithless old to hopeful young,

Inure the body to desease

And help me to replace Obama please!

My apologies to the poet Duncan Forbes

CHAPTER FOUR

During Pierre’s first dance lesson, Jasmine noticed that he was staring at her neck while his eyes turned red and his teeth became fangs. She immediately recognized him for what he was. As he lunged at her throat, she deftly kicked him in the chest, burying the high heel of her dance instructor’s shoe in his heart. He instantly collapsed to the floor and became a pile of Transylvania dirt. She swept up his remains and flushed him down the toilet_ Thus ended the Vampire’s attempt at destroying Hairy Risk Taker.

Meanwhile, Hairy was busy designing a web page for older American men with heart trouble. The site’s name is, “DO IT YOURSELF HEART TRANSPLANTS”. It promises to show how heart transplant surgery can be easily performed at home using basic power tools, aquarium tubing and a bottle of single malt scotch. It was a fine effort by Hairy to help men enjoy a longer life.

To be continued...