Wednesday, April 17, 2013

GOOD NEWS ABOUT TWEETS, BAD NEWS ABOUT PRESSURE COOKERS


The good news is purple martin scouts have arrived from Brazil at my martin house. I always leave the doors on until they arrive because of the darn sparrows. I took the doors off and after a few tweets the whole family arrived and moved in. Forget what the weather is and forget what the calendar says, it is not springtime until the Brazilian birds move into my luxury apartments.

The bad news is we are in a pressure cooker. Since the Marathon blew up, it is clear that, once again, the terrorists are attacking us at home. It seems they are able to attack us at will and there is no way to stop them. Where and who is next? Eventually, there will be retribution but that does not stop them. They like to die for their cause. That is why terrorism is effective. I am terrorized; how about you? Where is God when you need him?!

Monday, April 15, 2013

NEW INSIGHTS INTO ORNITHOLOGY AND THE PRESIDENT’S BRAINS


This morning when I went out on the deck to fill the bird feeders, I looked around and there was not a bird in sight. After I went back inside, within seconds, a whole flock of birds descended on the feeders. Sassy blue jays, brilliant red cardinals, and ordinary sparrows were fluttering around enjoying the feast. I said to myself, “how the heck did they all suddenly know that I filled their feeders?” Then, I realized their secret. They all know how to tweet!!

To show his concern about the ever growing national debt, President Obama cancelled public tours of the White House and cut his pay by 5%. These two measures will quickly eliminate trillions of dollars of debt and balance our budget. He is even smarter than I thought he was! Our troubles are over because of these brilliant ideas. It is too bad that the Twenty-second Amendment of the Constitution sets a two term limit on the election of our President. I will really miss this guy_NOT !

Monday, April 1, 2013

A QUEER THING IS HAPPENING IN AMERICA.


First of all, let me say that whatever you want to do is alright with me as long as it does no harm to me or others. After all, this is a free country with equal rights for everyone. However, I do think that homosexual activity is an unnatural way to satisfy your need for sex. I also think that aids and other harmful diseases have increased because of it. Yes, sexual diseases are also spread by prostitution and that is also bad for society. The dyke has broken and homosexuals want to extend their relationships to include the right of marriage. I find this to be offensive because it does seem harmful to a society that has been based on the traditional marriage of a man and a woman for thousands of years. Marriage was never intended to be a “gay” thing. It involves children and families. A mother and a father are the natural basis of marriage.  Same sex marriage is wrong and harmful to our society.