HAIRY RISK TAKER, A NOVEL

                                       CHAPTER ELEVEN                            

                                     
                                                   Syrian Army

After settling things in Greece, Hairy was anxious to get back home but NSA contacted him with another mission request. It seems that the President of the United States made a fool of himself, over and over again, by drawing lines in the sand about the problems in Syria. Syria was involved in an unending war between two tribes, the Shia Alawites and the Sunni Muslims. They disagreed about how Muhammad flew to Jerusalem to visit King Solomon’s temple. One side said he rode a winged horse and the other side said he rode a winged camel. The President was concerned about the war crimes being inflicted on the people. The straw that broke the camel’s back was the use of a horrible poison gas that consisted of concentrated body odor of Muslim women who wore heavy black clothing in the desert heat and did not take baths.

Hairy did some research on Syria’s lack of a moral and ethical value system and discovered that the Fertile Crescent, where they are located, is in an evolution “Bermuda Triangle”. Even though they were the cradle of civilization in 10,000 BC, they have not evolved like the rest of the world. They are still a Neolithic culture made up of ancient tribes that have no morals and no ethics. Their inner neural mechanisms still function as if they were cave men! Hairy said to himself, “Walla Walla Washington and Boise Idaho! This is a problem beyond tap dancing. I am going to need the help of Nancy, AKA the Church Lady. She can not only tap dance, She can do the tango.”

                                      To be continued…