CHAPTER NINE

BIKER BILL ON MOTO GUZZI IN GREECE

 NSA'S Secret agent in Greece was William Elston, AKA Biker Bill. Posing as an American touring Greece on a motorcycle, he joined Hairy at a local  Kafeneos.                                                           

Over coffee, they discussed Hairy's new mission. Biker Bill said that NSA analysts were convinced that Greece is going to default on its debt. When that happens, there will be a massive drop in stock markets from the U. S. to Japan, and all across Europe. NSA wanted Hairy to come up with a plan to avoid this disaster. Hairy said, "Coming up with a plan would be easy but implementing it would be extremely difficult. Biker Bill said, "If anyone can do it, it would be the famous Hairy Risk Taker. What's your plan?" Hairy outlined his plan: Step one, design an insurance plan that guaranteed the debtors that they would be paid. Step two, eliminate the Greek "sport" of tax evasion which is costing the government 30 billion Euros per year. Step three, eliminate Political Corruption which is costing another 30 billion Euros per year. Step four, reform the government so that it quits spending more than it takes in. Biker Bill said, "How, in the name of Zeus can you do all of that when the Greeks are corrupt, hedonistic, cunning, lazy, immoral and sinful. Hairy replied, "It will take some fancy tap dancing, but I can do it!!

To be continued...

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