HAIRY RISK TAKER, CHAPTER TEN

    

THE SUPER HERO, "NUMBER WOMAN" AKA JENNY REUM, CPA, AND HAIRY'S NIECE.

Hairy's Friends, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and Larry Ellison agreed to underwrite the cost of the Greece Insolvency Insurance, but only if Number Woman was in charge of the financial affairs of the Greek Government. As a favor to her uncle, she agreed to accept the job. In order to save his country from imminent bankruptcy, President Karolos I. Poopuponya agreed to the terms of the bail-out. That took care of  Hairy's step one. Step two was eliminate the Greek "sport" of tax evasion. For this step, Hairy used Google's sophisticated software to identify all the tax cheats. Then, he hired Bill Koch to call on each one with his baseball bat. After the first couple of visits, whenever the tax cheats saw bill parking his Toyota truck and camper trailer out front, they quickly sent in their delinquent taxes. That took care of step two.

Steps three and four would be handled by Number Woman. Greeks were emotional and irresponsible. She was not! Number Woman preferred to live in an orderly world in which reason trumps emotion every time. Also, she was scrupulously honest. Her organized, systematic method of accounting would eliminate all political corruption. And her strong ethics would make sure the budget is balanced. Her logical and objective decisions would quickly straighten out the Greek Government. Using her Lasso of Truth, Number Woman would bring justice, love, peace, and sexual equality to Greece!! Once again, Hairy's fancy dance steps saved the world. 

To Be Continued...

  

 Greek Parliament.