Diego Murillo Bejesus, was the new leader of the
drug cartel. Los Dopey and Don Coke Head were his partners. They operated out
of a thousand acre ranch near Envigado that had a 5000 feet runway. They were always
interested in recruiting new pilots to fly cocaine for them into the States.
Hairy arranged a meeting with Bejesus in Houston to discuss the possibility of
using his Gulfstream G150 to fly huge loads into a remote air strip in Texas. Bejesus
jumped at the chance and offered to pay $500,000 per load. Hairy said that
sounded good to him but he wanted to meet with all 3 of the drug partners to
shake on it. Bejesus gave Hairy the latitude and longitude of his ranch runway
and said, “I’ll see you in 3 days.” Hairy said, “Is it okay if I bring my body
guard? Bejesus said, “Sure, we will have 6 of our bodyguards there, as well.”
Teach and Hairy immediately began necessary modifications
of the Gulfstream. They added an auxiliary gas tank so that they could fly
there and back without refueling. Then, they converted the air stairs into a
ramp so that Teach’s motorcycle could easily be ridden off and back on the
airplane. At the appointed time, they were circling the ranch runway and
preparing to land. Hairy asked Teach, “How you feelin?” Teach said, “The last
time I felt this excited, I was dancing the Fandango with a beautiful Cajun
woman! “ All right Teach, get ready to dance!” Hairy landed, stopped, opened the
door, and all hell broke loose!!!!
To
be continued…
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