Bejesus, Dopey, and
Coke Head, assembled in front of their runway building and waited for the
Gulfstream to land. It was their plan to kill the pilot and his body guard and
steal the plane. Bejesus jokingly said, “How often do we get a chance to have a
ten million dollar airplane for free?”
“Yeah,” said Dopey, “It’s like stealing candy from a baby.”
Coke Head said, “This is too easy. I’m
afraid of a trap!”
“Nonsense”,
said Bejesus, “What can they do? We have 6 bodyguards with machine pistols. You are paranoid from all
the cocaine you been snorting.”
After the Gulfstream
landed, Teach’s motorcycle growled, shot down the ramp, accelerated to 143 mph,
straight at the drug lords. Teach fired all 60 of the 9mm Zombie Stopper rounds
in a raking pattern that instantly killed all 9 men. Then he braked, dipped, counter
steered into a controlled slide and raced back toward the plane while firing
the taillight gun to cover his escape. After driving back up the ramp, He said,
“I shot the Bejesus out of the Cartel and the Office of Envigato is closed for
business!
Hairy said, “Thanks to
you, the world is a better place" and pointed the Gulfstream back towards
Houston.
To be continued…
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