CHAPTER FIVE
Hairy rented a camel and rode on the Silk Road over to Giza.
By using the terrorist tracking software provided by Google, he had determined
that Muhammad ibn
Saeed ibn al-Aziz al Filasteeni and Muhammad ABD-Al-AZIZ were hiding out in a belly dancing cabaret in
the slums of Giza. Hairy tied up his camel in front of the Mena House Cabaret
on El Ahram Street and went inside. Tahiya Karioka was on stage performing an
exotic belly dance. Boy, she could really jiggle her tummy! He got a seat up
front and ordered a glass of tea (Muslims do not drink alcoholic beverages). Earlier,
Hairy had downloaded photographs of the two crazy bastards he was after. As he
enjoyed his tea, he was unobtrusively scanning the audience. There were a lot
of Muhammads in the crowd but not the two he wanted. He decided to enjoy the
Show and wait to see if they showed up later.
Latter, they showed up! Hairy casually sat down
at their table and began to insult them. He called them dogs. He called them
pigs. He called them Jews. He called them crazy! They became so enraged that
they pulled out their knives and chased him. He ran up onto the stage and
stopped to face them. When they were almost to him, he began an incredible tap
dance routine. At a furious pace, he tapped, stamped, stomped, and spun like a
mad Turkish whirling dervish! The crowd applauded and the two crazy bastards
were so mesmerized that they dropped their knives to clap. And that’s when
Hairy kicked them to death with his magic shoes. Then Tahiya, who was really an
NSA undercover agent named Jan Bollin, helped him escape through a secret
passageway.
To be
continued
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