HAIRY RISK TAKER, A NOVEL

                                               Chapter One

                                      August, 2013

There is no cause so hopeless, no creed so mad, and no idea so ludicrous that it will not attract some believers. Thus, we have the radical Muslims who are trying to destroy America. Fortunately, Hairy Risk Taker is helping the NSA, CIA, FBI, and Homeland Security to deal with these crazy but dangerous bastards. Hairy had just completed arranging insurance on a nuclear energy plant near the city of Chicago. He was happy with their loss control system and had recently approved their safety program. However, NSA informed him that they had just intercepted and recorded a phone conversation between Muhammad ibn Saeed ibn Abd al-Aziz al-Filasteeni and ABD-AL-AZIZ . They were discussing how they would sabotage the nuclear reactor and blow up the entire city of Chicago!

Hairy new that the resulting claim would blow through his reinsurance so he was forced to take action. He was intelligent, well educated and a good dancer so he wasn’t worried. He called up his good friend at Google, Larry Page, and asked him, “Do you have an algorithm for dealing with crazies?” Larry said, “No, we don’t. You have to track them down and kick the shit out of them." Hairy said, “I was afraid of that. I guess I will have to visit Cairo."

                                             To be continued…