Last week I heard on the radio that killer tomatoes hit the Midwest and caused a monkey to die of a heart attack. My wife says I need a hearing aid. I hear just fine but there sure are some bizarre news stories on the radio

My opinion on various subjects that come to mind. These personal opinions were developed over a lifetime of experiences as a: student, Air Force veteran, insurance salesman, husband, friend, lover, father, grand father, reader, world traveler, chess player, and bridge player.
Dear Dreamer:
ReplyDeleteMay I tactfully suggest a hearing test.
-TsarPat
Dear Tsar,
DeleteI resemble your insinuation.