After being sued by the
American College of Cardiologist and Transplant Surgeons, Hairy was forced to
admit that performing heart transplant surgery at home was a bad idea. He was
forced to terminate his web page and go back to looking for ways to fight evil.
Hairy
launched a poetry contest for a poem that could be dedicated to fighting evil
in America. The following poem won the top prize:
Unburn the boat,
rebuild the bridge,
Reconsecrate the
sacrilege,
Unspill the
milk, decry the tears,
Turn back the
clock, relive the years
Replace the
smoke inside the fire,
Unite fulfillment
with desire,
Undo the done,
gainsay the said,
Revitalize the
buried dead,
Revoke the
penalty and clause,
Reconstitute
unwritten laws,
Repair the
heart, untie the tongue,
Change the
faithless old to hopeful young,
Inure the body
to desease
And help me to
replace Obama please!
My apologies to the poet Duncan Forbes
We got Obama for still more years;
ReplyDeleteA great reason for still more tears.
-TsarPat
Old Joe Biden, back there hidin,
DeleteAnother curse, could be worse!
Oh woe is us, what can we do?
We are stuck in some nasty poo.