Tom Thompson issued a press release challenging
President Obama to a debate. Tom was alarmed by recent actions of the President
that seemed to jeopardize the existence of America. Tom said, “Forget about all
of his previous blunders and unconstitutional proclamations, now , his last 3
actions are 3 steps in the direction of national oblivion: Step #1 was drawing
a line in the Russian sand and daring
Putin to cross it, and he did. Step #2 was trying to give away control of
the American invented Internet to the United Nations (what a disaster that
would be!!) Step #3 is issuing a proclamation that is attempting to make women’s
pay equal to men’s pay. This is probably the most damaging step of all. It will
create economic damage that will lead to a massive depression. Think about it;
if you have to pay the same amount to women that you pay to men, why would you
hire a woman? Consequently, all the women will lose their jobs resulting in a
50% increase in unemployment. What a mess!"
To
be continued…
The Tsar thinks your assertion that no one will hire women at equal pay means that women aren't worth equal pay. Has your wife killed you yet?
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As the average American man, Tom Thompson does think that men should be paid more than women. He is not really a misogynist, he just feels that men are worth more than women. Later in the story he will change his opinion after a beautiful republican woman saves him from an assassination attempt by the President's Secret Service. The whole episode was supposed to be a joke but my wife did not think it was funny.
DeleteYeah, you should have telegraphed that someone would be taking the other side, and/or Thompson is a complete asshole.
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