Tom Thompson called a meeting of the Immortal
Philosophers and said, “I do not think that your ancient wisdom is capable of handling
the problems of my modern world. Heraclitus was right when he said, ‘One cannot
step twice in the same river.’ Today’s river is filled with slippery, rocky
problems that you do not understand. I hereby release you to go back to
antiquity and I thank you for trying to help. I will become a modern Superhero
who will deal with these problems with the philosophy of comedy. I will help
America to laugh its way out of trouble. After all what could be funnier than
the weird antics of President Obama? I will fight his ridiculous programs with
my own brand of ridiculous humor! Let the game begin. May the best sense of
humor win. Wish me luck, oh wise ones!"
To be continued...
To be continued...
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