Monday, January 27, 2014

CHAPTER FORTY-ONE

Hairy Risk Taker used his contacts with the DEA, CIA, NSA, FBI, and the Department of Justice and the Association of Sunday School Teachers, to complete the profile of the deadly Columbian drug lords. Once known as the Medellin Cartel, after the death of Pablo Escobar, they are now known as “The Office of Envigado”. They continue to be an invincible criminal empire of power and wealth. They use ingenious smuggling techniques and extreme violence to avoid being captured and prosecuted. If a law enforcement officer tries to stop them, they assassinate him. If a judge rules against them, they assassinate him. If bribery doesn’t work, they assassinate the person who refuses the bribe. They use daring young hoodlums with machine pistols riding motorcycles as their assassins. Rarely are the fearless assassins captured or arrested.


Hairy decided to use their successful technique of assassination against them. The Association of Sunday School Teachers told him about a Texas Sunday School Teacher who was perfect for the job. His favorite Bible quote is “For I the LORD, love justice; I hate robbery and wrongdoing.” He also quotes, “A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up…” Rightfully or wrongfully, the Sunday School Teacher believes that killing the bad guys is okay. When contacted by Hairy, the SS Teacher, known by his friends as Teach, said that he would love to be the avenging angel dispensing justice to those who live to, and profit from, hurting God’s people. Coincidentally the Teacher was an armaments expert and a world class motorcycle rider. Hairy went down to Texas to make plans with Teach.

To be continued...


Motorcycle Assassin

2 comments:

  1. Oh my, this cartel must be real tough if tap dancing won't get them!!!!
    -The Tsar

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    1. Tap dancing is no match against machine pistols but if Hairy gets in a tight spot, I am sure there will be some dancing! I just hope he survives this dangerous mission.

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