I have done some fact
checking and discovered that the Presidential candidates are not who they say
they are. I became suspicious when I noticed that one of them has big ears and
always has a dumb look on his face. The other one has a remarkable likeness to
Clark Kent. I asked George Teller, an unbiased and nonpartisan political
expert, to do some research. Here is the shocking news that he came up with:
President Obama is really Alfred E. Neuman wearing blackface as a disguise. His
secret motto is, “What, Me Worry?” Mitt Romney is really Superman. His holy
underwear is actually a Superman suit. If elected, he promises to find a phone
booth and save America. So there you have it. The truth and nothing but the
truth. Use this information to make the right choice in the voting booth.
My name is Harry Teets and I approve this public service
announcement!
Did Donald Trump put you up this this?
ReplyDelete-TsarPat
PS: Besides, it wouldn't work. Clark Kent couldn't find a telephone booth.
Always the cynic. You had to find a flaw in my plan. Instead of a phone booth, Clark could use a changing room at a men's clothing store.
Deletethis about sums it up for me:
ReplyDelete"Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time. Electing Romney is like hitting a different iceberg"
--unknown.
Matt,
DeleteYou should run for President on the Libertarian Party ticket. I would vote for you!