Tuesday, August 26, 2014

CHAPTER ELEVEN

When it was the Freelance Thinkers turn to brainstorm, he told the group about a Zurich science professor, Doctor Christian Ruff, who invented a magic flashlight that created a light that stimulates people’s brains so that they have behavioral changes. These changes  positively change people to care about others and become more peaceful. Evil is darkness. Good is light. Give everyone a magic flashlight and there will only be good in the world. The Freelance Thinker suggested that they encourage Doctor Ruff to collaborate with their group.

Hairy said, “That’s it! That is exactly what we need. I will fly to Zurich and convince Dr. Ruff to make his technology available to us. Then we will develop a larger version of the flashlight that can be used to shine its light on the trouble areas of the world such as Syria and Iraq. This will convert the Isis army from a brutal purveyor of death, torture, and mutilation, into a peace loving bunch of people who care about others. They will drop their weapons and start hugging their enemies. There will be peace on earth and Miss America contestants will finally get what they have always wanted!


To be continued…

                               

3 comments:

  1. The Tsar opines that the only way the flashlight will work on ISISites is to make it bright enough to blind the bastards.
    -TsarPat

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    1. Your opinion is valued but probably incorrect. Even a blind bastard can do evil

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  2. Not if blinded by the Tsar's patented eye-death ray!!

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