By popular demand, I am writing a new Hairy Risk
Taker novel about Hairy coming out of retirement to deal with the continuing existence
of evil in the world. After solving the problems of terrorism, bankruptcy in
the European Union, Declaration of war against the U. S. by a small Pacific
island, California Indians threatening to sink Los Angeles into the ocean with
an earthquake, Obama being controlled by Russian communist, and a rash of
watered down drinks in American bars, Hairy retired to the Caribbean Islands with
two beautiful lady bartenders. The new novel’s title is, Hairy Is Back To Save The World With His Amazing Tap Dancing And To
Answer The Question “What Is The Meaning Of Life?
After a bunch of rum swizzles, many intellectual conversations
with the lady bartenders, and hours of sunning himself on the beaches, Hairy
was bored. He was anxious to get back into action. He decided to work on the
questions of, “Why we are here and what is the meaning of life?” He felt that
the world would be a better place if everyone on earth knew the answer to these
questions. He decided to work on getting the answers. He also thought that everyone
would be happier if they knew how to tap dance. So, he started a tap dancing
school franchise combined with a school to study the meaning of life. Hairy
felt like he was involved in a couple of worthwhile endeavors.
To
be continued…
The Tsar has the answer already; don't waste Hairy's time. The meaning of human life is the same as it for any life: propagation of the species. No more, no less. The sooner humans learn that, the sooner we'll finally have peace and quiet and can tax church properties.
ReplyDelete-TsarPat
Your answer is a good one but not acceptable by Hairy. He is looking for a more complete answer that can be accepted by the masses.
DeleteYou're wasting your time then. The masses can't handle the truth. They need to be lied to so they can feel good.
Delete-TsarPat
Hairy is not above lying to the masses. He just wants everyone to feel good. He is willing to tell them what ever it takes to make them happy.
ReplyDeleteAh, so Hairy is a Democrat politician! I thought so.
ReplyDeleteNo,No, Hairy is a staunch conservative Republican. He is trying to get the Republicans to wake up and learn to lie like the Democrats so that they can win an election.
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