The Hairy Risk Taker School of Tap Dancing And Guide To Finding
The Meaning Of Life became successful but one of its graduates, a newspaper
reporter from the New York Times, questioned its ability to fight evil in the
world as was promised by Hairy when he came out of retirement. The crack
reporter, Lois Lane, pointed out that, “Sure, I can dance well and I can philosophize
as well as Plato but I have not seen any reduction of evil in the world.”
Jasmine Loverly said, “You know, Hairy, she is right. We have produced
some terrific bull shitters who can dance like Sammy Davis Junior but we have
done nothing to reduce evil. We should get back on track and fulfill your
promise of fighting evil.”
Hairy said, "Damn it. I was having so much fun that I forgot to stick
with our goal. Hokay, Here is what we will do. Our graduate crack investigative
reporter will be designated as our bird dog to sniff out evil so that we can
deal with it. Lois, are you willing to do that?”
Lois said, “I would be honored to accept your challenge. I am
thrilled to become a member of your team of evil fighters.” And so the hunt
began…
The Tsar wants to know if Lois Lane looks like a bird dog?
ReplyDeleteYes she does. Nor only is she a "crack" reporter, she also has a beautiful tail!
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