CHAPTER FOUR

During Pierre’s first dance lesson, Jasmine noticed that he was staring at her neck while his eyes turned red and his teeth became fangs. She immediately recognized him for what he was. As he lunged at her throat, she deftly kicked him in the chest, burying the high heel of her dance instructor’s shoe in his heart. He instantly collapsed to the floor and became a pile of Transylvania dirt. She swept up his remains and flushed him down the toilet_ Thus ended the Vampire’s attempt at destroying Hairy Risk Taker.

Meanwhile, Hairy was busy designing a web page for older American men with heart trouble. The site’s name is, “DO IT YOURSELF HEART TRANSPLANTS”. It promises to show how heart transplant surgery can be easily performed at home using basic power tools, aquarium tubing and a bottle of single malt scotch. It was a fine effort by Hairy to help men enjoy a longer life.

To be continued...