CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR, HAIRY RISK TAKER

When Number Woman arrived at Hairy’s penthouse, she said, “Holy shit, this place must be worth millions!”

 Hairy replied, “Yes, ten million, to be exact. I have done quite well in the insurance business and my connection with Warren Buffet has been very helpful.”

After Number Woman and Hairy got comfortable on the elegant white Wilshire sofa, he poured jasmine tea into some beautiful Oriental cups and asked, “How do you think we should attack the Lords of Finance?”

She said, “I think we have to identify the leader of the sociopathic bank presidents and ‘take him down’. We discredit and humiliate him. We do a tap dance that forces him to resign and promote a non-sociopath to the bank presidency! Then, we threaten the other sociopathic presidents with the same fate unless they resign.”

Hairy said, “Brilliant! I like your plan. Let’s do it. How do we get started?”

She said, “I’ll go under cover as a bank accountant and once I have identified their secret leader, we will meet again to execute the rest of our plan.” NW and Hairy did a Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire tap dance routine to celebrate and NW departed.

To be continued…

        HAIRY RISK TAKER'S CHICAGO PENTHOUSE