An idiot drives 10
miles per hour less than the speed limit while occupying the fast lane and
refuses to get over even when you honk and flash your lights. A maniac drives
100 miles per hour while recklessly switching from lane to lane. He is also the
guy who rides on your bumper and blows his horn when you are driving 10 miles
an hour faster than the speed limit and have no opportunity to change lanes. A moron
is a drunk driver weaving all over the road while talking on his cell phone.
Why are there so
many impolite, discourteous, violent, inconsiderate, reckless drivers on our highways?
It is no wonder that some people can’t control their negative reactions to “bad
driving” and experience road rage. When some jerk cuts you off, it takes self
control to avoid taking action to retaliate. Now days, when you turn on your
turn signal in order to change lanes, it is very common for another driver to
speed up so that you can’t change lanes. That is a sign of our times and that
is sad. We need more courtesy and politeness on our highways!
Dear Lance:
ReplyDeleteYou should do what my Michigan uncle did. He affixed 2X4s to the front of his pickup. If an idiot wouldn't move over, he'd bump the back of their car. Oh, and he carried a gun, too, so there was no backtalk.
TsarPat
Your uncle sounds like one of the maniacs that I am afraid of!
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