When it was the Freelance Thinkers turn to
brainstorm, he told the group about a Zurich science professor, Doctor
Christian Ruff, who invented a magic flashlight that created a light that
stimulates people’s brains so that they have behavioral changes. These changes positively change people to care about others and become more peaceful. Evil
is darkness. Good is light. Give everyone a magic flashlight and there will
only be good in the world. The Freelance Thinker suggested that they encourage
Doctor Ruff to collaborate with their group.
Hairy said, “That’s it! That is exactly what we
need. I will fly to Zurich and convince Dr. Ruff to make his technology
available to us. Then we will develop a larger version of the flashlight that
can be used to shine its light on the trouble areas of the world such as Syria
and Iraq. This will convert the Isis army from a brutal purveyor of death, torture,
and mutilation, into a peace loving bunch of people who care about others. They
will drop their weapons and start hugging their enemies. There will be peace on
earth and Miss America contestants will finally get what they have always
wanted!
To
be continued…
The Tsar opines that the only way the flashlight will work on ISISites is to make it bright enough to blind the bastards.
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Your opinion is valued but probably incorrect. Even a blind bastard can do evil
DeleteNot if blinded by the Tsar's patented eye-death ray!!
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