After Number Woman rang Hairy’s doorbell, he opened the
ornately carved teak wood door and said, “Come in, glad you’re here. I have
some shocking news to discuss with you”.
NW said, “I am hard to shock but go ahead and
tell me.”
“Not until you sit down and I get some drinks to
fortify us.” Hairy put two Kinsale Crystal glasses and a bottle of single malt scotch
on the coffee table and poured a generous amount into each glass. Then, he said,
“I knew that Slippery Richard was a sociopath who acted good for his own gain and
was really an evil man. But I had no idea that he enjoys stealing from orphans
and widows who are in distress!”
NW said, “My God, what’s he doing?”
“He breaks into orphanages at night and steals the
kids’ piggy banks and he attacks old widows on the streets and steals their
purses after he beats them up. These heinous acts give him so much pleasure
that he giggles as he performs them. Slippery Dick, the giggler, is truly an
evil man begging for retribution. How we going to do it?”
NW said, “I suggest we set a trap for him. You
figure out the pattern of his activities and I will disguise myself as a
helpless old widow to lure him into an attack on me. Then, I will kick him
senseless with my steal toe tap shoes.
To
be continued…
Slippery Dick sounds like he may be a Republican Congressman from the t-potty. You can find him at the Hoi-Peloi, a swank Washington tea house.
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