Frontier Bullet Bourbon with a Troya Clasico cigar
from Nicaragua enjoyed on a bench at the end of my dock on a perfect summer
evening at sunset on a beautiful lake made me feel like Mark Twain. No way can
that be bad for you. In fact, it was pretty damn good! It enabled me to reminisce
about how lucky I am to be where I am at this point in my life. Maybe I made
some good decisions but mostly, I have been very lucky and I am thankful for
that. Living on a lake and having the love of a wonderful wife and large family
is a terrific thing. My children and grandchildren make me happy by visiting
and enjoying our lake house. My first born son, Micah John, has stirred up some
new excitement for us by acquiring a ski boat that now sits on the side of our
dock. It is a Master Craft Prostar Signature Ski Boat with a Corvette, 8
cylinder, engine. It is a fast, hot boat that will require careful attention to
safety and proper operation.
Because it is an inboard engine, anyone who operates
it must be extremely careful about the potential explosion hazard created by
gas fumes in the engine compartment. Prior to starting the engine, you must
open the engine box and check the engine compartment and bilge for gasoline and
oil vapors; you must operate the blower for at least 4 minutes. Failure to do
so may result in an explosion that could blow you to kingdom come! That would
really spoil our fun. Many boating accidents are caused by the operator’s
failure to follow basic safety rules or written precautions. Most accidents can
be avoided if the operator is completely familiar with the boat and its
operation. That is why no one is allowed to use this boat until they have read
the owner’s manual and been instructed on proper operation. It’s going to be a
lot of fun but we must be very careful!!
Dear Crash: Is there a speed limit on Lac Devil?
ReplyDelete'Cause, if not, there soon will be.
-Landlubber Tsar