Life is meaningful from beginning to end, but mysterious in many ways. One would need an intuitive understanding of the quantum nature of the universe to understand its fundamental structure. The layered mysteries of this world serve to stimulate human reasoning but so far, nobody has been able to figure it all out. When one mystery is solved, the solution creates even more mysteries. Can you solve these mysteries?
Why do you call it an asteroid when it is outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s up your ass?
If there is nothing we can do about the weather, why do some idiots think we are causing Global Warming?
You know that little indestructible black box used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
When following a slow moving car on the highway, why are there no cars coming at you in no passing zones but as soon as you come to a pass with care zone, there are a bunch of cars coming so that you cannot pass?
If God made the universe, who made God? And if who made God, who made who? And so on…
Dear Captain Harry
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Humans made God and Microsoft made the universe. Tsar Pat
You guessed it. Is Google the devil?
ReplyDeleteThey say the devil is in the details. The military assigns details. George W. Bush was in the military. Thus, W must be the devil. So sayeth the Big O.
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The Big O? I like it!
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