By popular demand, I am writing a new Hairy Risk
Taker novel about Hairy coming out of retirement to deal with the continuing existence
of evil in the world. After solving the problems of terrorism, bankruptcy in
the European Union, Declaration of war against the U. S. by a small Pacific
island, California Indians threatening to sink Los Angeles into the ocean with
an earthquake, Obama being controlled by Russian communist, and a rash of
watered down drinks in American bars, Hairy retired to the Caribbean Islands with
two beautiful lady bartenders. The new novel’s title is, Hairy Is Back To Save The World With His Amazing Tap Dancing And To
Answer The Question “What Is The Meaning Of Life?
After a bunch of rum swizzles, many intellectual conversations
with the lady bartenders, and hours of sunning himself on the beaches, Hairy
was bored. He was anxious to get back into action. He decided to work on the
questions of, “Why we are here and what is the meaning of life?” He felt that
the world would be a better place if everyone on earth knew the answer to these
questions. He decided to work on getting the answers. He also thought that everyone
would be happier if they knew how to tap dance. So, he started a tap dancing
school franchise combined with a school to study the meaning of life. Hairy
felt like he was involved in a couple of worthwhile endeavors.
To
be continued…